All Bones! Unisex Hoodie

Some people decorate. Others dominate the season. This hoodie isn’t about being cute for Christmas…it’s about showing up exactly how you are —slightly sarcastic, emotionally seasoned, and still festive as hell.

This is for the ones who:
• survived the 80s
• thrived through the 90s
• mastered the memes in the 2000s
• and still don’t care what anybody thinks

Young or grown…soft or savage…This hoodie speaks your language. You can love the holidays without loving the nonsense.

Add to your cart -If ugly sweaters aren’t your vibe —wear your holiday mood.

PAIR IT WITH OUR GIFT INSPIRATIONS:

Complete the moment with:
✔ Christmas mugs collection for cozy mornings
✔ Holiday tees collection for the grownups
✔ Festive totes collection for gifts on the go
✔ Affirmation mugs collection for heartfelt surprises

*True-to-size fit. Prefer that laid-back, slightly oversized vibe? Go one OR two sizes up*

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!