I am NOT here to make Friends! Mug

This mug is for the people who don’t need sweetness, softness, or explanations. If you like your coffee the way you like your truth — No sugar. No cream. No nonsense. — this cup was made for you.
Bold. Clean. Direct. And absolutely unbothered.

Perfect for anyone who gives instructions once, believes in real talk, and doesn’t tolerate foolishness before 10AM… or ever.

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• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!